Yeah. Thanks DHL for finally bringing my Graphics Tablet. The One that was supposed to be here in 3-4 Working days. The one that actually took 2 weeks to finally come.
"Well, at least I've got it now". Wait, Doesn't the Box look a bit battered? Nevermind, probably just that dick of a delivery person who was rude to my family when he brought my late package. Still, lets try it out, see how its going
Yes, Its installed, working... ok... No, You're shitting me, The box containing my "Brand New" 2-weeks late Graphics Tablet has already been opened sometime before. Fan-fucking-tastic.
But Wait Children! There's More!! My Brand New 2-weeks Late already opened Graphics Tablet is covered in marks. Great, it's been used by someone. Probably that Dick Delivery Guy :/
Whatever, I've waited 2 weeks and I just want to draw something... Ok, working fine, Theres a line... Theres another line *ERROR*... D:
Oh Joy! Now it doesn't work either!
Great. So here I am, just over £50 poorer than 2 weeks ago, with my "Brand New", 2-Weeks Late, Already Opened, Dirtied, Already Used, Broken Graphics Tablet. I've never been so Fucking Happy.
This Fucker is going back to PC World ASAP. I'm getting my money back, including delivery charges, and spending it on Something worthwhile-like, food or something :P
Also, If I ever see that FAG of a Delivery Guy again, I'm going to Spit on him, Punch him in the Face, kick him in the Private Quarters, then as he falls to the ground I shall continue to load a volley of kicks and stamps to the torso. I will then drag this blooded moaning shit bag to my Garage, where I will grab the pliers and remove his Rotted teeth one by one, and force feed them to him via his Anus, which I will then seal with No Nails.
Yes, this is me pissed off and without my Fucking stuff.
This is why I never allow myself to get pissed off, I'm usually a laid-back guy who's just lovable.
Enjoy the rest of your Newgrounds visit, ok? :)